- ReleaseProduct
- Diary Of A Teenage Prophet
- Artist
- The Gatekeepers
- Label
- Think Like A Key Music
- Catalogue Number
- TLAK1228
- Release Date
- April 17, 2026
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Vinyl 2×LP, Limited Coloured
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- Random-color double vinyl in fully illustrated gatefold
- Complete lyrics presented as post-apocalyptic scripture
- Spin the gospel of Bonnie Brown at your own risk
Estimated release date: April 17, 2026
MP3 download delivered on release date.
A teenage diary becomes the Bible of the future. Nuclear winter thaws into spiritual absurdity. And somewhere in between, The Gatekeepers close the book with a grin. Diary of a Teenage Prophet is Alex Wroten’s grand, unholy finale — a sprawling sci-fi satire that turns apocalypse and afterlife into a prog-pop fever dream. Over fifty collaborators (yes, fifty) help spin the saga: Cheer-Accident, Amy Denio, Henry Kaiser, Morgan Ågren, Hugh Banton, Fernando Perdomo, Ward White, John Howard, Ron Geesin, Keith Smart… and probably your conscience, too. Available on random-color double vinyl and CD with two exclusive bonus remixes, both featuring illustrated lyrics sheet.
It’s the end of the world — and it sounds magnificent.
Digital Tracklist
- 1 High School Overture 1:55
- 2 She's Just a Regular Teen 2:52
- 3 AP Doomsday 3:30
- 4 The End of Man 3:26
- 5 Probably the Afterlife 4:37
- 6 The World of the Future 3:36
- 7 The Ancient Vagrant 4:19
- 8 She's Awake 3:22
- 9 Way Too Much Attention 4:28
- 10 Staying in the Shadows 3:49
The Gatekeepers
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15 Tracks- Artist
- The Gatekeepers
- ReleaseProduct
- Nostalgia For The Great American Monoculture
- Label
- Think Like A Key Music
- Catalogue Number
- TLAK1180
- Release Date
- November 15, 2024
- Vinyl
- CD
- Bundle
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21 Tracks- Artist
- The Gatekeepers
- ReleaseProduct
- The Gatekeepers
- Label
- Think Like A Key Music
- Catalogue Number
- TLAK1136
- Release Date
- November 11, 2022
- LP (special)
- CD
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