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Diary Of A Teenage Prophet
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Diary Of A Teenage Prophet
Artist
The Gatekeepers
Label
Think Like A Key Music
Catalogue Number
TLAK1228
Release Date
April 17, 2026

  • Vinyl 2×LP, Limited Coloured

    $39.99
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    The “Sacred Texts of Tomorrow” 2-LP Edition

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    TLAK1228.1

    • Deluxe black double vinyl in fully illustrated gatefold
    • Complete lyrics presented as post-apocalyptic scripture
    • Spin the gospel of Bonnie Brown at your own risk

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A teenage diary becomes the Bible of the future. Nuclear winter thaws into spiritual absurdity. And somewhere in between, The Gatekeepers close the book with a grin. Diary of a Teenage Prophet is Alex Wroten’s grand, unholy finale — a sprawling sci-fi satire that turns apocalypse and afterlife into a prog-pop fever dream. Over fifty collaborators (yes, fifty) help spin the saga: Cheer-Accident, Amy Denio, Henry Kaiser, Morgan Ågren, Hugh Banton, Fernando Perdomo, Ward White, John Howard, Ron Geesin, Keith Smart… and probably your conscience, too. Available on random-color double vinyl and CD with two exclusive bonus remixes, both featuring illustrated lyrics sheet.

It’s the end of the world — and it sounds magnificent.

The Gatekeepers on Spotify

Digital Tracklist

  1. 1 High School Overture 1:55 Buy

    High School Overture

  2. 2 She's Just a Regular Teen 2:52 Buy

    She's Just a Regular Teen

  3. 3 AP Doomsday 3:30 Buy

    AP Doomsday

  4. 4 The End of Man 3:26 Buy

    The End of Man

  5. 5 Probably the Afterlife 4:37 Buy

    Probably the Afterlife

  6. 6 The World of the Future 3:36 Buy

    The World of the Future

  7. 7 The Ancient Vagrant 4:19 Buy

    The Ancient Vagrant

  8. 8 She's Awake 3:22 Buy

    She's Awake

  9. 9 Way Too Much Attention 4:28 Buy

    Way Too Much Attention

  10. 10 Staying in the Shadows 3:49 Buy

    Staying in the Shadows

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